The Stress-Plan Diet

Brilliant :p

The Arty Plantsman

Everyone seems to sell diet plans after Christmas so here is mine. This is based on something I wrote as a leaving gift to my colleague and friend Jane ten years ago. The stress levels have not changed in a decade it seems!

Disclaimer: There are expletives and sexual references in this. Jane has a somewhat robust sense of humour so the content was tailored with her in mind. Views do not necessarily reflect those of the author…..however, I have personally experienced many of the management techniques listed…

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By Anon.

(But I’ll be really bloody hurt if you can’t work out who wrote it)

For Jane. Friend,  Black Belt in Wai-ki Wai-ki, the ancient art of the early morning phone call.

The Stress-Plan Diet

Work in Partnership with your bosses to lose those excess pounds! The Author lost a third of his body weight in a year following this diet!

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